Monday, September 7, 2009

God and morality are not the same thing

It is often said that religion is the basis of morality and here in Malaysia we are constantly reminded that faith is what binds our society together. This belief is so prevalent in this country that atheism is not legally recognized here because the Rukun Negara dictates that every Malaysian citizen must believe in a God or Gods. I suppose the assumption here is that the fear of being squashed by a supreme being is good motivation to behave in a civil manner. The fear of pain works very well and is a powerful motivator. So if God says do not kill or you shall be killed in a variety of different ways, resurrected and killed again for the rest of eternity, a lot of people would take notice and murders would rarely happen.

The above 'command' is universal across just about all religions but once different commands emerge, the gods do battle. I've always thought this was the flaw in every religion; the holier than thou attitude. Often its not enough just to believe that everyone else is going to hell, you need to remind them of that too. What’s point of being loved by God, if he loves everyone else as well?

This way of thinking is dangerous. Not only because it promotes discrimination and violence, but because its hard to make believe otherwise through religious reasoning. The sad thing about this world is that some people only resist slaughtering every man they see just because god says so. Its not enough for them to realize that killing harms people, they need to know that god forbids it. So to stop extremists from feeling superior, they need to be convinced that their religion prohibits it. But telling an extremist that being extreme is wrong is like asking Mozart to stop composing music because its making his symphonies worse.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Tech Support Cheat Sheet

Tech Support Cheat Sheet: "'Hey Megan, it's your father. How do I print out a flowchart?'"

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Obama Speaks Out On Death Panels, Abortion, Assorted Rumors: "Outrageous Myths" [Takedowns]

Obama Speaks Out On Death Panels, Abortion, Assorted Rumors: "Outrageous Myths" [Takedowns]: "

President Obama used his weekly YouTube address to talk about the debate on health care, naturally. This time, however, he set out to take down some of the more ridiculous things circulated by opponents of reform, calling them 'outrageous myths.'

Some of the key takedowns, in case you don't feel like watching all the way through:

  • His first calling out of people perpetrating insane rumors. Basically, insane people funded by lobbies: '...willful misrepresentations and outright distortions, spread by the very folks who would benefit the most by keeping things exactly as they are.'

  • Illegal Immagrants being covered under reform: 'Let's start with the false claim that illegal immigrants will get health insurance under reform. That's not true. Illegal immigrants would not be covered. That idea has never even been on the table.'

  • Abortions being covered by the government: Some are also saying that coverage for abortions would be mandated under reform. Also false. When it comes to the current ban on using tax dollars for abortions, nothing will change under reform.

  • Finally, the intelligence-insulting 'death panals': As every credible person who has looked into it has said, there are no so-called 'death panels' – an offensive notion to me and to the American people. These are phony claims meant to divide us.

Granted, it's been a long time coming, but it's nice to finally hear him come out with a firm position in debunking extremist talking points without coming off to partisan himself. Notably, he didn't tackle the pressing issue of straight-up crazies other than to generally characterize their actions as 'outrageous,' as a catchall for the insane shit they're saying, but it's an easy flame to fan, and also, he doesn't need to get into a First Amendment debate in the middle of health care.

Still, we all knew Obama would bring the crazies out of the cracks, and sure enough, here they are, being debunked on a national stage. The question of how much of a threat the White House perceives these accusations to be is on the table, now: they dignified them by answering them. And it's great to see them fight back against inane lies and truthiness. But — how's the saying go? — you can't argue with an asshole. Did he take the rumors down, or give them more voice? Or just open up the floodgates for worse to come in?



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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Why do Malaysians march?

This article expouses my views of the anti-ISA protest much better than I ever could.

EXTRA! :: Comment & Analysis
Why do Malaysians march?
Yeo Yang Poh



On the move ... a section of anti-ISA protesters near
the National Mosque in Kuala Lumpur on Saturday.

WHY march, when the government has said that it will review the Internal Security Act? Why march, when there are other very cosy ways of giving your views and feedback?

One would understand if these were questions posed by nine-year-olds. But they are not. They are questions posed by the prime minister of this nation we call our home. Answer we must. So, why?

Because thousands who died while in detention cannot march or speak any more. That is why others have to do it for them.

Because persons in the corridors of power, persons who have amassed tremendous wealth and live in mansions, and persons who are in the position to right wrongs but won’t, continue to rule our nation with suffocating might. And they certainly would not march. They would prevent others from marching.

Because the have-nots, the sidelined, the oppressed, the discriminated and the persecuted have no effective line to the powerful.

Because the nice ways have been tried ad nauseam for decades, but have fallen on deaf ears.

Because none of the major recommendations of Suhakam (including on peaceful assembly), or of the commissions of inquiry, has been implemented. Because the proposed Independent Police Complaints and Misconduct Commission (IPCMC) is not in sight, while corruption and insecurity live in every neighbourhood; and (despite reasoned views expressed ever so nicely in opposition) Rela (people’s volunteer corps) is being brought in to make matters even worse.

The proponents in “Su Qiu” (remember them?) were not marchers. In fact it is hard to find nicer ways than “su qiu”, because the term means “present and request” or “inform and request”. In terms of putting forward a view or a request, it is the height of politeness. Yet they were labelled “extremists” – they who did not march.

And now you ask, why march?

Because you gave non-marchers a false name! You called them the “silent majority”, who by virtue of their silence (so you proudly argued with twisted logic) were supporters of government policies since they were not vocal in raising objections. You claimed to be protecting the interest of the “silent majority”. Now some of them do not want to be silent anymore, and you are asking why?

Yes, because double standards and hypocrisy cannot be covered up or explained away forever; and incompetence cannot be indefinitely propped up by depleting resources.

Because cronyism can only take care of a few people, and the rest will eventually wake up to realise the repeated lies that things were done in certain ways purportedly “for their benefit”.

Because the race card, cleverly played for such a long time, is beginning to be seen for what it really is – a despicable tool to divide the rakyat for easier political manipulation.

Because it does not take much to figure out that there is no good reason why Malaysia, a country with abundant human resources and rich natural resources, does not have a standard of living many times higher than that of Singapore, an island state with no natural resources and that has to import human resources from Malaysia and elsewhere.

Because, in general, countries that do not persecute marchers are prosperous or are improving from their previous state of affairs, and those that do are declining.

Because Gandhi marched, Mandela marched, Martin Luther King marched, and Tunku Abdul Rahman marched.

Because more and more people realise that peaceful assemblies are no threat at all to the security of the nation, although they are a threat to the security of tenure of the ruling elite.

Because politicians do not mean it when they say with a straight face or a smile that they are the servants and that the people are the masters. No servant would treat his master with tear gas, batons and handcuffs.

Because if the marchers in history had been stopped in their tracks, places like India, Malaysia and many others would still be colonies today, apartheid would still be thriving in South Africa, Nelson Mandela would still be scribbling on the walls of Cell 5, and Obama would probably be a slave somewhere in Mississippi plotting to make his next midnight dash for the river.

And because liberty, freedom and dignity are not free vouchers posted out to each household.

They do not come to those who just sit and wait. They have to be fought for, and gained.

And if you still want to ask: why march; I can go on and on until the last tree is felled. But I shall
obviously not.

I will end with the following lines from one of the songs sung in the 1960s by civil rights marchers in the US, without whom Obama would not be able to even sit with the whites in a bus, let alone reside in the White House:

“It isn’t nice to block the doorway
It isn’t nice to go to jail
There are nicer ways to do it
But the nice ways have all failed
It isn’t nice; it isn’t nice
You’ve told us once, you’ve told us twice
But if that’s freedom’s price
We don’t mind ...”

Yeo Yang Poh is a former Bar Council president. Comments: letters@thesundaily.com.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Not his fault

Stumbled on a very interesting article on the New Yorker. Read this and let’s play the blame game. It’ll be fun, I promise.

BETRAYAL

Should we hate Judas Iscariot?

by Joan Acocella AUGUST 3, 2009

Caravaggio’s “The Taking of Christ.” Judas, Christianity’s primary image of human evil, is now the subject of a rehabilitation effort.

Caravaggio’s “The Taking of Christ.” Judas, Christianity’s primary image of human evil, is now the subject of a rehabilitation effort.

At the Last Supper, Jesus knew that it would be the last, and that he would be dead by the next day. Each of the Evangelists tells the story differently, but, according to John, Jesus spent the time he had left re-stating to the disciples the lessons he had taught them and trying to prop up their courage. At a certain point, however, he lost heart. “Very truly,” he said to his men, “one of you will betray me.” Who? they asked. And he answered, “It is the one to whom I give this piece of bread when I have dipped it in the dish.” He then dipped a piece of bread into a dish and handed it to Judas Iscariot, a disciple whom the Gospels barely mention before the scene of the Last Supper but who now becomes very important. Once Judas takes the bread, Satan “entered into” him, John says. Is that a metaphor, meaning that Jesus’ prediction enables Judas to betray him? Maybe so, maybe not, but Jesus soon urges him directly. “Do quickly what you are going to do,” he says. And so Judas gets up from the table and leaves. That night (or perhaps even before the Last Supper), he meets with the priests of the Temple, makes the arrangements for the arrest, and collects his reward, the famous thirty pieces of silver.

That is the beginning of Jesus’ end, and of Judas’s. Jesus is arrested within hours. Judas, stricken with remorse, returns to the priests and tries to give them back their money. They haughtily refuse it. Judas throws the coins on the floor. He then goes out and hangs himself. He dies before Jesus does.

Did Judas deserve this fate? If Jesus informs you that you will betray him, and tells you to hurry up and do it, are you really responsible for your act? Furthermore, if your act sets in motion the process—Christ’s Passion—whereby humankind is saved, shouldn’t somebody thank you? No, the Church says. If you betray your friend, you are a sinner, no matter how foreordained or collaterally beneficial your sin. And, if the friend should happen to be the Son of God, so much the worse for you.

For two thousand years, Judas has therefore been Christianity’s primary image of human evil. Now, however, there is an effort to rehabilitate him, the result, partly, of an archeological find. In 1978 or thereabouts, some peasants digging for treasure in a burial cave in Middle Egypt came upon an old codex—that is, not a scroll but what we would call a book, with pages—written in Coptic, the last form of ancient Egyptian. The book has been dated to the third or fourth century, but scholars believe that the four texts it contains are translations of writings, in Greek, from around the second century. When the codex was found, it was reportedly in good condition, but it then underwent a twenty-three-year journey through the notoriously venal antiquities market, where it suffered fantastic abuses, including a prolonged stay in a prospective buyer’s home freezer. (This caused the ink to run when the manuscript thawed.) The book was cracked in half, horizontally; pages were shuffled, torn out. By the time the codex reached the hands of restorers, in 2001, much of it was just a pile of crumbs. The repair job took five years, after which some of the book was still a pile of crumbs. Many passages couldn’t be read.

And then there was the strangeness of what could be read. In the twentieth century, Bible scholars repeatedly had to deal with ancient books—the Dead Sea scrolls, the Nag Hammadi library—that surfaced from the sands of the Middle East to wreak havoc with orthodoxy. These books said that much of what we call Christian doctrine predated Christ; that the universe was created by a female deity, and so on. The 1978 find—called the Codex Tchacos, for one of its successive owners, Frieda Tchacos Nussberger—was even more surprising, because one of its texts, twenty-six pages long, was entitled “The Gospel of Judas.” It wasn’t written by Judas. (We don’t know if there was a historical Judas Iscariot.) It was a story about Judas, and in it the great villain, the Christ-killer, was portrayed as Jesus’ favorite disciple, the only one who understood him.

The Codex Tchacos, like the Nag Hammadi library, was the work of an ancient religious party, mostly Christian, that we call Gnostic. In the second century, Christianity was not an institution but a collection of warring factions, each with its own gospels, each claiming direct descent from Jesus, each accusing the others of heresy, homosexuality, and the like. In the fourth century, one group, or group of groups, won out: the people now known as the proto-orthodox, because, once they won, their doctrines became orthodoxy. The proto-orthodox were centrist. They embraced both the Hebrew Bible and the new law proclaimed by Jesus; they said that Jesus was both God and man; they believed that the world was both full of blessings and full of sin. Of the many gospels circulating, they chose four, called Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, which, by reason of their realism and emotional directness—their lilies of the field and prodigal sons—were most likely to appeal to regular people.

The Gnostics were different—visionary, exclusionary. They scorned the Hebrew Bible; they said that the world was utterly evil; they claimed that the key to salvation was not faith or good behavior but secret knowledge, which was their exclusive property. The Gospel of Judas is entirely in line with this view. In it, most people have no hope of getting to Heaven. As for Jesus, he was not a man but wholly divine, and therefore Judas didn’t really have him killed. (Only a mortal can be killed.) According to some commentators, this Jesus asked Judas to release him from the human form he had assumed in order to descend to earth. Judas did him a favor.

What supposed exoneration of Judas was the most exclaimed-over aspect of the Gospel of Judas. Far more shocking, however, was the book’s portrait of Jesus. We know Jesus from the New Testament as an earnest and charitable man. Here, by contrast, he is a joker, and not a nice one. Three times in this brief text, he bursts into laughter over his disciples’ foolishness. The first time, he comes upon them as they are celebrating the Eucharist. What’s so funny? they ask him—this is what we’re supposed to do. Maybe according to your god, Jesus says. But you represent our God, they say. You’re his son. Jesus now turns on them. What makes you think you know me? he asks them. “Truly I say to you, no generation of the people that are among you will know me.” In other words, Jesus tells them that they are strangers to him. The next day, they ask him about Heaven, and he laughs at them again. Forget about Heaven, he says. No mortal will go there. In response, the disciples “did not find a word to say.”

No wonder, for Jesus has just denied what is said to have been his sole mission on earth, the salvation of humankind. Later, he relents, a little: he says that some few mortals may be admitted to Heaven. The text is hard to read here, but it appears that this elect is limited to the Gnostics.

Jesus’ dealings with the disciples occupy about half of the surviving pages of the Gospel of Judas. The rest consists of a lecture that Jesus gives on cosmology—an account quite different from the Bible’s. Briefly, the real God did not create the earth, but he spawned an angel, who created thousands of other angels. Twelve “aeons” and seventy-two “luminaries” also came into existence, and each luminary was supplied with five firmaments, for a total of three hundred and sixty. This cosmos, as grand as it sounds, is described by Jesus as “corruption,” but apparently it is not as bad as the earth, which was brought into being by a violent demiurge, Nebro, and his stupid assistant, Saklas. The text goes on in this vein. N. T. Wright, in his book “Judas and the Gospel of Jesus: Have We Missed the Truth about Christianity?” (2006), says that as a churchman—he is the Bishop of Durham—he often gets letters that sound like the Judas gospel’s explanation of the universe: “Some are handwritten, in which case they are mostly in green ink. Some are typewritten, page after page of interminable cosmological speculation, with increasing amounts of block capitals and underlinings.”

That use could this bizarre document be to modern Christians? Plenty. Many American religious thinkers are more liberal than their churches. They wish that Christianity were more open—not a stone wall of doctrine. To these people, the Gospel of Judas was a gift. As with the other Gnostic gospels, its mere existence showed that there was no such thing as fixed doctrine, or that there wasn’t at the beginning.

That implicit endorsement of tolerance was probably what American scholars valued most in the Judas gospel, but the discovery gave them something else as well: righteous glee. What a joy to have an ancient document in which the man singled out in the Bible as Christianity’s foremost enemy turns out, arguably, to be Christ’s best friend. Hooray! The higher-ups don’t know everything! This was also the appeal of the new gospel to the political left. For people who claimed that the world was ruled by groups that controlled by marginalizing other groups, the Gospel of Judas was like a keystone being hammered into place. Men had silenced women, colonialists had silenced the colonized, and now we saw the Christian Church establishing itself by silencing other Christian voices.

The gospel’s enthusiasts had a narrower political purpose, too. The most important fact about Judas, apart from his betrayal of Jesus, is his connection with anti-Semitism. Almost since the death of Christ, Judas has been held up by Christians as a symbol of the Jews: their supposed deviousness, their lust for money, and other racial vices. The Bible scholar Louis Painchaud has said that the current fad for rehabilitating Judas is a consequence of collective guilt over these slanders and, above all, over the Holocaust. This must be true, at least in part. For anyone seeking to defend and protect the Jews, disproving Judas’s guilt would seem a good place to start, and here was an ancient gospel that appeared to support such a revision.

A number of people made special efforts to see that these lessons were learned. The restoration, translation, and publication of the Gospel of Judas were paid for, in large measure, by the National Geographic Society. This was an extremely expensive project, and the society wanted the gospel valued accordingly—that is, as a bombshell. In the same month, April of 2006, that the society published the first English translation, it also aired a television special and brought out a book—Herbert Krosney’s “The Lost Gospel: The Quest for the Gospel of Judas Iscariot”—proclaiming the document’s utterly revolutionary character. “It could create a crisis of faith,” one expert said on the TV show. In both that show and the Krosney book, a lot of sensationalist formulas—the voice from the beyond, the race against time, the some may call it treason—get a vigorous workout.

The trumpet calls were not confined to the mass media. Even the gospel’s translators may have felt the need to augment its revisionist credentials. When Jesus, in the gospel, tells the disciples that no mortal, or almost none, will be saved, one assumes that Judas will be an exception, and that’s what National Geographic’s translators said in the first English edition. But then a number of other scholars took a look at the Coptic text and objected that this was a misreading. The translators must have seen their point, because in the second edition of their version, published last year, the line has been changed—to mean the opposite. Jesus now says to Judas, “You will not ascend on high” to join those in Heaven. In other passages, too, the second edition tells a widely different story from the first.

In fairness, no expert can tell us exactly what the Coptic said. That is not just because of the terrible condition of the codex; even when the words are there, they are often enigmatic. But, as April DeConick, a professor of Biblical studies at Rice University, pointed out in the Times in 2007, there was a troubling consistency to a number of the mistranslations in the first edition: they improved Judas’s image. If the gospel was truly the earth-shaking document that the National Geographic Society claimed it was—if it promoted Judas from villain to hero—then to have him denied admission to Heaven would be decidedly awkward.

Other scholars have solved the nosalvation problem—Judas’s and ours—in other ways. In “Reading Judas: The Gospel of Judas and the Shaping of Christianity” (2007), Elaine Pagels and Karen L. King, two prominent scholars of Gnosticism, refuse to believe that Judas is not going to be rewarded for his services to Christ. In a retranslation of the Judas gospel, by King, that they append to their book, Judas is told that he’s going to Heaven, and that’s that. There is not even a note to explain this departure from the revised National Geographic translation, which, as the authors acknowledge, they saw prior to its publication.

“The Lost Gospel of Judas Iscariot: A New Look at Betrayer and Betrayed” (2006), by Bart D. Ehrman, a professor of religious studies at the University of North Carolina, came out too early to have to deal with the National Geographic team’s second thoughts, but Ehrman, in his writings on the gospel, obviously did worry about the statement that just about nobody would be saved. He claims it’s not true that Jesus said that; then he says it’s true; then he says it’s not true—all on a single page. But never mind, he concludes: “Some of us have a spark of the divine within, and when we die, we will burst forth from the prisons of our bodies and return to our heavenly home . . . to live glorious and exalted lives forever.” I like that quiet “some.” Maybe not most of us, maybe not you or me, but some of us.

Cumulatively, the commentaries on the Judas gospel are amazing in their insistence on its upbeat character. Jesus ridicules his disciples, denounces the world, and says that most of us will pass away into nothingness. Hearing this, Judas asks why he and his like were born—a good question. Jesus evades it. The fact that liberal theologians have managed to find hope in all this is an indication of how desperately, in the face of the evangelical movement, they are looking for some crack in the wall of doctrinaire Christianity—some area of surprise, uncertainty, that might then lead to thought.

The supposedly good new Judas of the Codex Tchacos of course reawakened interest in the bad old Judas of the Bible. Was he really a villain, or just a scapegoat? Susan Gubar, a professor of English at Indiana University, has labored for years in the service of historical justice. With Sandra M. Gilbert, she wrote “The Madwoman in the Attic” (1979) and the three-volume “No Man’s Land” (1989-94), basic sourcebooks for those who, in the nineteen-eighties and nineties, were trying to put together a history of women writers omitted from the Anglo-American canon. Since that time, she has written on the literature of the Holocaust and of American racism. Now she has produced “Judas: A Biography” (Norton; $27.95). Refreshingly, the book takes a cold view of the Gospel of Judas. Why all this fuss, Gubar asks, about a positive representation of Judas? There have been many such representations of him, she says, together with negative ones. That winding history is the subject of her book.

In the beginning, Judas had no defenders: as Gubar sees it, each successive Evangelist makes him look worse. By the time of John, in the final Gospel, he is called the Son of Perdition, the same words that Paul had used to describe the Antichrist. Also, John adds what will become a crucial detail: Judas’s professional connection with money. He keeps the “common purse”—the small fund that Jesus and the disciples used for their ministry—and he pilfers from it.

It wasn’t just Judas who was being condemned here. Jesus and all his disciples were Jewish, and they saw themselves as faithful Jews. If they disagreed with the priests of the Temple on certain matters—notably, their belief that Jesus was the Messiah—so did many other Jewish sects of the time. The Christian Jews held to their Jewishness for decades after Christ’s death. Then a change occurred. For a century after the Roman invasion of Judea, in 63 B.C., many Jews believed that this was only a temporary affront. They mounted rebellions against Roman rule, but when the fiercest of these, the Great Jewish Revolt (66-73 A.D.), resulted in a total rout of the Jews, and in the burning of Jerusalem’s Second Temple—which was not only the headquarters of the Jewish religion but also the seat of the Jews’ law courts and the repository of their literature—the people lost heart, and the followers of Christ began to feel that it would be prudent to make friends with the Romans, by disassociating themselves from the Jews. Furthermore, most of their converts were coming from among the Gentiles. Why confuse them by making them think they were joining a Jewish organization?

For these reasons, among others, a small, pious Jewish sect began to claim that it was itself a religion, distinct from—even opposite to—Judaism. Such a decision was, of course, accompanied by considerable anxiety. How to walk away from one’s origins, one’s mother? One way was to identify Judaism with a special, external evil, and this is where Judas came in. In early Christian documents, he is like something out of a monster movie. Here is a portrait of him that has been attributed to Papias, a secondcentury bishop in Asia Minor:

Judas was a dreadful, walking example of impiety in this world, with his flesh bloated to such an extent that he could not walk through a space where a wagon could easily pass. . . . His eyelids were so swollen that it was absolutely impossible for him to see the light and his eyes could not be seen by a physician, even with the help of a magnifying glass, so far had they sunk from their outward projection. His private parts were shamefully huge and loathsome to behold and, transported through them from all parts of his body, pus and worms flooded out together as he shamefully relieved himself.

Judas’s physical repulsiveness was generalized to the Jews—for who were they, as St. Jerome said, but “the sons of Judas”?—and so was the love of money that prompted him to betray Jesus. “Shall I tell you of their plundering, their covetousness, their abandonment of the poor, their thefts, their cheating in trade?” St. John Chrysostom preached.

In the Renaissance and after, Gubar believes, portrayals of Judas become more secular, and more nuanced. Some artists, she says, show Judas and Christ as friends, and more. To make this point, she focusses on two paintings of the Judas kiss, the action by which Judas identified Christ for the police. In Caravaggio’s “The Taking of Christ” (1602-03), she writes, the subject is not so much the betrayal of Christ by his disciple but the victimization of both by the state: “We see Jesus as well as Judas overwhelmed by repressive modes of social control that define both of them as delinquent, criminal, outcast, anathema to the morally bankrupt but highly effective policing authority of the civic state.” What is the state enforcing here? She finds an answer in Ludovico Carracci’s “The Kiss of Judas” (1589-90), a lost painting that survives in a copy by a follower. She calls this canvas “possibly the most startling recreation of the Passion scene,” and it is indeed a surprise: a frankly erotic portrayal, with Jesus, in an off-the-shoulder robe, looking beautiful and dazed as Judas embraces him. The picture sends Gubar into an erotic reverie: “It is Judas’s right hand that gives the picture its extraordinary poignancy, for the fingers hold Jesus’ neck with delicacy, the brush of Judas’s fingertips barely touching Jesus’ skin. . . . I linger on the glamorous lassitude of the ephebe or androgyne and his rapt mate.” Jesus and Judas are “enraptured by distinct visions of excess,” she says. In other words, they are having sexual fantasies about each other. Given this, the arrest becomes an act of homophobia.

In the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, Gubar writes, Judas was revised according to the leading political passion of the day. He becomes a revolutionary, bent on throwing the Romans out of Judea. This Judas believed that Jesus had the same intention; that’s why he joined up with him. Then he had to listen to a lot of sermons about love and turning the other cheek. In this reading, Judas betrays Jesus in order to force his hand, get him to launch the revolution. That scenario has been popular with twentieth-century filmmakers, including Martin Scorsese, in “The Last Temptation of Christ” (1988), based on Nikos Kazantzakis’s novel.

In the twentieth century, it does notneed to be said, anti-Semitism achieved a climax. Some historians have claimed that the image of Judas in the European mind was central to the Nazis’ decision to exterminate the Jews—that he was, in Gubar’s words, the “muse of the Holocaust.” The Nazis did stress Judas’s Judaism, and tried to forget Christ’s. In 1899, Houston Stewart Chamberlain, an English writer who eventually married one of Wagner’s daughters and took German citizenship, published a book claiming that Jesus was not Jewish. Galilee, Chamberlain wrote, was inhabited in ancient times by heathen tribes, and Jesus was descended from them. German theologians took to making the same argument, and this made it easier to kill Jews. Gubar believes that the image of Judas as a man who would do anything for money lurks behind Nazi propaganda films, above all the popular “Jew Süss” (1940), a tale of the eighteenth-century German Jewish banker Joseph Süss Oppenheimer, who gained control of the finances of the duchy of Württemberg—the movie shows him leering, pop-eyed, as he pours coins out of a money bag—and was later hanged. This film was screened for the S.S. and for the citizens of occupied towns before special “actions” against the Jews.

By the same token, postwar recoil from anti-Semitism (and, no doubt, the widespread abandonment of faith in the twentieth century) was good for Judas’s reputation. Several distinguished writers—Kazantzakis, Jorge Luis Borges, José Saramago—present him, or seem to, either as a hero, of the resistance-fighter sort, or as a suffering witness. In Mikhail Bulgakov’s “The Master & Margarita” (1966-67), written before the Second World War, Judas is just a young man, who, after receiving his pay from the Temple, goes off, in sandals so new that they squeak, to rendezvous with a woman. Meanwhile, Pontius Pilate, pained that he washed his hands of Jesus and wanting to punish someone for this, mobilizes his secret police, who get Judas’s lady to lead them to him. They butcher him. Significantly, this happens in the Garden of Gethsemane, where Judas turned Jesus over to the authorities. As the episode ends, Judas’s body lies forsaken in the dirt, but a ray of moonlight shines on one of the dearly bought sandals “so that each thong. . . was clearly visible. The garden thundered with nightingale song”—a scene both poignant and dry.

Between the mid-twentieth century and the present, Gubar’s effort to make sense of the history of Judas representations breaks down, because the evidence is too sparse, and too ambiguous, in the modern manner. But the book hits trouble long before it arrives at the modern period, and I think this is because it is essentially an amateur enterprise. Gubar is a literary scholar. Judas is far less important in literature than he is in the visual arts and, needless to say, theology. Again and again, Gubar fails to see her evidence in its proper context. Renaissance artists, she says, turned away from the “earlier stylized portrayals” of the Judas kiss, and began producing more realistic representations, with closeups and facial expressions. That would be an interesting fact about Renaissance paintings of Judas if it were not true of all Renaissance paintings. Likewise with the hints of homophilic feeling that she sees in Caravaggio’s “The Taking of Christ.” To Gubar, this means that, by the sixteenth century, Judas is being reconceived as Christ’s equal, his lover. But it may mean little more than that the painting is by Caravaggio. Hints, and more than hints, of homosexuality appear in a large number of his paintings. That’s why many scholars believe that he was homosexual—a fact unmentioned in Gubar’s book.

The more Gubar doesn’t know, the bolder she becomes in her interpretations. Looking at Giotto’s “Betrayal of Christ” (circa 1305), probably the most famous painting of the Judas kiss, she decides that this Judas is overweight—a telling fact, she believes. “The plump face of Judas, as well as his corpulent frame beneath the enveloping robe, warns that the kiss might be an incorporating bite.” It’s not enough that he betrays Jesus; he wants to eat him. Neo-Freudianism is what pushes Gubar down that rabbit hole, but normally the source of her caprices is just postmodern politics:

A male Eve, Judas—rejecting or accepting, promoting or curtailing Jesus’ potency—inhabits a decidedly queer place in the Western imaginary. To the extent that Judas stands for the poser or passer—a person who is not what he seems to be—he reflects anxieties about all sorts of banned or ostracized groups, not just Jews. An apostle in an all-male circle, associated with anality and with the disclosure of secrets, Judas retains his masculinity. . . . At other times and in diverse contexts, though, Judas represents a range of quite various and variously stigmatized populations—criminals, heretics, foreigners, Africans, dissidents, the disabled, the suicidal, the insane, the incurably ill, the agnostic. Members of these groups, too, have been faulted for posing or passing as (alien) insiders. Potentially convertible, all such outcasts might be thought to be using camouflaging techniques to infiltrate, hide out, assimilate, and thereby turn a treacherous trick.

Really? The incurably ill are turning tricks? Good for them!

This is shocking nonsense—argument by incantation—but its import is clear: Judas represents all the oppressed, and Gubar is there to defend them.

Yet it is Gubar who raises a crucial question unasked in most of the recent writings on Judas: Why shouldn’t we entertain the idea of an archetypal betrayer? In Gubar’s view, the original, Biblical Judas may have had a bad influence on our politics, but he does represent something true about our lives. He testifies, she says, to the “distressing nature of the human condition,” our “capacity for faltering and sinning” and then for despair and self-hatred—which, somehow, don’t prevent us from faltering and sinning again. Many of us, on many occasions, are not going to love one another. If this widely acknowledged fact is personified by one figure in the New Testament, why shouldn’t it be?

The alternative is to revise the Bible. Some religious scholars think that this is a good idea. Regina M. Schwartz, in her book “The Curse of Cain: The Violent Legacy of Monotheism” (1997), argues that the Old Testament’s endorsement of violence—the fruit, she says, of monotheism, with its intolerance—has been so destructive that we should delete it from the text and “produce an alternative Bible . . . embracing multiplicity instead of monotheism.” The religious scholar Willis Barnstone’s “The Restored New Testament,” which will be published in the fall, includes not only the canonical Gospels but also three Gnostic gospels: those of Thomas and Mary Magdalene, from Nag Hammadi, and the Gospel of Judas. But, if we’re going to start rewriting the Bible, where will that end? What is the Old Testament except a story about monotheism? And what is the Passion without a sinner to set it in motion? Was Jesus crucified by people who were being good? And, if Judas is let off the hook, surely we have to reconsider the guilt of the Roman soldiers—not to speak of the mob, for they were Jews, surely a group deserving special consideration here.

All this, I believe, is a reaction to the rise of fundamentalism—the idea, Christian and otherwise, that every word of a religion’s founding document should be taken literally. This is a childish notion, and so is the belief that we can combat it by correcting our holy books. Those books, to begin with, are so old that we barely understand what their authors meant. Furthermore, because of their multiple authorship, they are always internally inconsistent. Finally, even the fundamentalists don’t really take them literally. People interpret, and cheat. The answer is not to fix the Bible but to fix ourselves.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Government?

A frequent argument used to stop healthcare reform is that anything that is run by the government is bloated, inefficient and uncompetitive. If this is so, then how can a public option drive private insurers out of business?

Don’t fall for it! Support the public option!

 

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Hypocrisy in Education

Recently there has been a lot of talk about education in Malaysia concerning languages, SPM, scholarships and university admissions. Its good that people are actively challenging government policies but i can’t help but notice major contradictions in these opinions. Each person seems to have a different stance on each of the issues but they are completely oblivious to the fact that their stances are incompatible with each other. The lack of a coherent all-encompassing position just proves that we are all very selfish individuals.

For a long time, many have come to the conclusion that SPM is a bad measure of student ability. One of the popular arguments to support this idea is that SPM promotes memorization and kills creativity. Therefore SPM top scorers are not well rounded and are actually not worth all that much. Thus SPM does not reflect a students potential and does not predict how bright a candidates’ future will be.

The criteria for giving out government scholarships has been attacked viciously by opposition parties as well as rejected applicants and their parents. They claim  that the scholarships have not been awarded based on merit and that is the only thing that could possibly explain why an applicant with 15 A’s could be rejected while a 10 A candidate makes it.

But if you believe in the first argument, the one saying that SPM has little value, then you cannot believe that the 15 A candidate is better than the 10 A candidate. Wouldn’t the scholarship application process be more flawed, if it accepted students based on a flawed measurement?

The debate about mediums of instruction is even more flawed. How can you agree that English is the world’s lingua franca but say that we can succeed internationally without learning as many things as possible in English?

USM has come under fire for not being able to design a proper online applications system which admitted everyone who applied. They admitted that they were at fault and the program that they used is flawed. Yet angry parents insist that their rejected children should be admitted just because they were admitted based on a technical error. I don’t know about them but being admitted because of a technical error isn’t something I would be proud of.

Merit doesn’t mean what it used to anymore; its not about being the best its about being yourself. People don’t really think that the best deserve the best, they think they deserve it and will come up with all sorts of reasons to claim they are the best.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Feigned meaning

Its been awhile and a lot has happened. Sadly I do not have the liberty to disclose that information just yet. Need to wait for a bit more security. I shall not claim to have what is not yet firmly in my hands.

So instead, I’ll rant about stuff. Blogs!

I’ve started to get sick of reading some of them. There are good ones. But most fall under one genre; the Personal Blog. Again there are some which are really worth reading. Ones that really mean something. But there lies the problem. Everyone wants their writing to mean something. But often the attempt to do so causes the lack of it.

Lets examine a common example; the I’m-so-thankful-for-everything-in-my-life-post.

These types of posts are everywhere. Usually they come after special events like birthdays, college acceptances and anniversaries. However, some blogs will have this as every post. Week in week out, they’ll write about how wonderfully complete their lives are.

“I have such great friends, they bought me cupcakes; the baked goods of friendship!”

Next post…

“My parents just paid off their mortgages. The shackles that once bound our feet to the proverbial MAN have been broken and we are no longer slaves to the capitalist system”

More…

“My girlfriend tripped in church today and her skirt slipped just enough for me to see her panties. GOD MUST EXIST. Of course she’d willingly show me more if I asked but the fact that it happened in church must prove God’s mercy and compassion”

None of it means anything. Yet their authors try so hard to create meaning. It makes me wonder, if a person tries hard to create meaning doesn’t that mean there is no real meaning in their lives? So the more you post, the more pathetic your life is. Take this as a Poetics for blogging. Don’t feign meaning to pass off as the real thing.

Friday, March 20, 2009

In the beginning

In the beginning there was nothing

There still is nothing

So we create something

Let's give it a name

“Higayv:lige:i.”, said the man with the pointy white hat.

“What does it mean?”, a random girl asks.

“Only I can know!”

“Why?”

“I’m the smartest one here!”

“Really? Prove it”

“I know what it means”

“Oh yeah. I don’t”

“So I must be smart”

“True”

“Build something that can be called the House of Higayv:lige:i!”

“Why?”

“You dare question the will of Higayv:lige:i?”

“I don’t even know what that is”

“Which makes it worse. Means you don’t know what it can do to you”

“Don’t scare me with the unknown!”

“Higayv:lige:i commands me to kick you because it is too kind to punish you itself”

“Oh yes please! This is much better than something I don’t understand”

“Muahahahaha!”

“Is Higayv:lige:i pleased? Maybe I should flog myself too?”

“Ewww. You lunat…Yes, he commands you to do that”

“Oh, it listened to my suggestion. I feel so special”

“Yes, it is very kind to sadists like me…Oops, I mean his servants”

“Then I am it’s most humble servant”

“Now build me, I mean ‘it’ a building”

Many winters pass. The building is completed. The girl is dead. Crushed by an huge keystone while trying to build. However before that death happens, with Higayv:lige:i on his side, the man gets children. Whether she liked it or not. He sure looked like he liked it though. The children learn about Higayv:lige:i too. They love Higayv:lige:i. So much so that they do things that little children are not supposed to like. And they like doing it, because they don’t know what Higayv:lige:i can reward them with.

 

To be continued…

IE8 Review

For the uninitiated IE stands for Internet Explorer. Today, Microsoft released the finalized version of IE8. Normally, I’d just laugh at Microsoft’s attempts at browsers. IE7 was horrible. You’d have to wait 5 seconds before tabs could load. So the only thing I used it for was to download Firefox. Eventually, I used Firefox to get Chrome. Really liked Chrome and its become my primary browser. But since I have a soft spot for Microsoft, I gave IE8 a whirl.

Looks

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I like the new look. A lot better than IE7. Interface is a lot cleaner than in IE7. Less cluttered. The only gripe I have about it is that top bar, the one that says Google-Windows Internet Explorer. Why is it even there? Just about all the browsers have it too. If you have plenty of screen space then this probably isn’t a problem for you. But I’m on a laptop most of the time. And since Chrome got rid of that, I’d still give Chrome the edge in aesthetics. But IE definitely beats Firefox, in my opinion.

 

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Chrome is just so much sleeker. Keep in mind that I’ve disabled the menu bar in IE. So the bar would be even thicker; wasting more screen space. Just another complaint, do we really need an address bar and a search bar. If Google can combine both, why can’t you Microsoft?

Definitely a huge improvement over previous versions, but it could be better.

Speed

I’m way too lazy to take a stopwatch and compare milliseconds. So all I can do here is give a general view of the speeds relative to other browsers. In terms of startup time, Chrome still outpaces IE8. But only marginally. IE outpaces Firefox 3 by a noticeable amount of time.  Since Firefox is faster than IE7 by a long shot, you can imagine how IE8 is light years ahead.

Page load times aren’t an exact science. Depends on too many different factors. And I don’t quite have patience with stopwatches. So check these links instead.

Winsupersite

PCWorld

In my experience, loads in IE8 are on par with Chrome and both are faster than Firefox 3.

Extensions

Extensions were Firefox’s big advantage in the browser world for a long time. Extensions add extra functionality the creators didn’t think of and they were almost exclusively a Firefox thing. Which is why I had to use Firefox at times, to download videos, since Chrome does not have that function nor does it support extensions. IE8 does come with extensions, though they’re called add-on’s instead. At this moment in time, the add-on library isn’t nearly as extensive as Firefox’s but it will soon grow considering that IE has the most users of any browser.

Features

IE8 has a lot of cool features, and one of the most noticeable ones is Webslices. It allows you to check updates in a certain part of a webpage without actually going to the page. Useful if you need accurate stock quotes for a specific company or football scores for a certain team. Sadly it doesn’t quite work for me. Probably because of the weird firewalls my apartment uses (I also can’t use torrents, Ares, or even Windows Live Mail).

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This is what I get when I try. Bummer. I hate my apartment connection. Likes to cut me off from MSN too. But I’m sure this works with less restrictive firewalls.

 

 

 

 

There’s also something called Accelerators. If you highlight an address you can right click and see an option to open the address in Live Maps or Google Maps. Or you can define highlighted words in a dictionary. Or send a portion of an article to a friend with Gmail. All with a few clicks, instead of opening a new tab and copy-pasting. A neat feature that every browser should have.

 

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Speaking of tabs, IE8 actually groups similar tabs and color codes them. I know some people who get off on color-coding. So many colors.

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There’s also Quick Tabs View, which is an easy way to preview all your open tabs.

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There’s also InPrivate browsing for people who don’t want any traces left behind. Sort of like Chrome’s Incognito feature. IE treats every tab like its a separate process, so if one tab malfunctions the other tabs will still work. There’s also the standard safety features, phishing protection and so on.

Overall

IE8 is a great improvement to IE7 and I’d have to say it’s better than Firefox 3. It has some great features, decent speed and looks. So I definitely recommend trying Internet Explorer 8.  Just for the record, I’m not being paid to write this. Though I wish I was, could use some cash right now.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Funny way to dive into the pool

On the 17th of March, I went down from the 19th floor to go out for dinner. As I was walking towards the exit, I noticed a few police cars parked near the elevators. I ignored them. I hate the police. Had dinner. Came back. And that was that.

The next day, I got a message. It was vague. Meant basically nothing. “Hey Hasan”, it said. I replied. No answer came.

Hour passed and rain began to pour. An answer came but again it was vague, “suicide”, it said.

“Who’s dying?”

“Too late for that”

“Who died then?”, I replied while annoyed at having my tenses corrected.

“You don’t know? A guy jumped out of his window and died near the pool”

“Now?”

“No, yesterday night”

“Are there still bloodstains?”

“Don’t know, maybe you should check it out”

“I shall”

I ran down to the floor where the body was once. I found it was gone with no trace it was even there. Damn! I was too late though, I did notice a tinge of red near the pool. I looked up and expected to see a dive board. There was none, sadly.

Easiest way to discover new blogs

http://www.condron.us/

Check the link. It’ll cycle through different blogs. When you find something that catches your eye, press stop. Its like getting tomatoes thrown at you without the mushy wet feeling. Or the pain. And you can read the tomatoes. Okay this analogy is lame